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my meds are making me feel: amused amused
the voices in my head are singing: the TV-"CSI"
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So, I've been noticing a lot of anonymemes out there lately, mostly (okay, all of them) having to do with fandom.

Well, mine isn't fandom, persay, unless you're the type that fandoms celebrity babies, but fueled by the very recent release of this month's Vanity Fair cover shot, showing Tom Cruise (ick), Katie Holmes (meh) and their spawn, plus the slog of blogs that are determined to denounce the baby as a fake (as in not TomKat's child, not as in an actual fake baby. Do such things exist?), I present to you:


What Did Suri Cruise Ever Do To You?




Go on, everyone vent about what makes you hate baby Suri with such fiery passion (of a thousand flaming nuns). Make it anonymous, IP logging is off, etc. Have at!

Oh, and pimp liek mad.

my meds are making me feel: cheerful cheerful
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Title: Graduation and Other Ceremonial Nonsense
Author: auchic
Pairing/Character: Logan/Veronica
Word Count: 2740
Rating: PG for teh bad words
Spoilers/Timeline/Warning: set in s2, but no specific spoilers for any recent episodes.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Rob Thomas, I bow to your infinite greatness and can only hope to bring some odd life to your characters. Oh, and Sark is mine. Not that that's relevant in every fic, but I gotta make sure people know.

Summary: all you do is sit back and watch and, what, wait for it to all figure itself out?

Notes: Thanks, as always, to Becca for the beta. She roooooooooocks. This was written for [info]sarkastic's Logan/Veronica ficathon. The request was [info]dettiot's, who wanted Wallace/Logan interaction; Veronica/Keith interaction; and no Duncan bashing.


Graduation and Other Ceremonial Nonsense )

my meds are making me feel: pleased pleased
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Title: Let Me
Author: duh, me
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Pairing/Character: Duncan, Wallace, Weevil, Logan
Word Count: 232
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Timeline/Warnings: around s1
Disclaimer: not mine, never mine (sark is mine)
Notes: Thanks to Becca for the quickie lookover. Did this in His 190.
Summary: "So he tries..."



Never listen to James Blunt & write fic )

my meds are making me feel: calm calm
the voices in my head are singing: James Blunt-"You're Beautiful"
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Title: 005 Last
Characters/Pairing: Chase/House
Prompt: 005 Last
Word Count: 186
Rating: PG
Spoilers: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee
Author's Notes: Story behind this: I had my European History final exam today, consisted of two essays. So I'm smack dab in the middle of writing about the Hundred Years War when BAM! drabble prompt hits me! So I flipped to the back page and wrote it.

Click me! )

my meds are making me feel: bouncy bouncy
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This took over a year to write. That's just...sad. Mostly because it sucks so hardcore.

Oh well. Read, review and laugh as we all go back to when Ky could actually write Sarkney.


Title: SD-Sex-Part les Deux
Author: Auchic
Rating: Totally NC-17. PWP. Sex, smut, porn, erotica, whatever you wanna call it.
Summary: Sark and Sydney have lots of nasty sex while Ky looks desperately for a plot
Spoilers: Set after 2.07-'Counteragent'
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Sark=mine.
Distribution: Ask and ye shall receive. My loyalties are flexible, but stealing from me is not. No touchy or I go all banner ad on your ass.

Author's note: The long awaited second part! Please don't judge me too harshly on my bad bad writing. Oh, and the end sucks, I know. Please don't hurt me for it. Also, the "fortune's foe" line is from Lifesaver Kat's 'Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut!' an adorable little Draco/Hermoine fic that is not finished, but is good for a laugh. Go read. Part les Un of this tragesty is here, for those who need a refresher.

Cut to smut! (hey, that rhymes!) )

my meds are making me feel: giggly giggly
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Eek! I wrote House fic! I thought I'd be nice and write something for Becca, so...yes, here it is! Actually, just a short drabble, but enjoy!

Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Cuddy (kinda)
Rating: PG
Notes: Untitled, unbetaed, and not mine.

Click here for snark! )

my meds are making me feel: amused amused
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...because I signed up for [info]housefic50.

Go insanity!

001.Beginnings 002.Middles 003.Ends 004.First 005.Last
006.Patient 007.Hospital 008.Fear 009. Puzzle 010.Arrogance
011.Red 012.Grey 013.White 014.Black 015.Blue
016.Lies 017.Truth 018.Consequences 019. Denial 020. Acceptance
021.Friends 022.Enemies 023.Lovers 024.Colleagues 025.Strangers
026.Whiteboard 027.Cane 028.Piano 029.iPod 030.Coffee Mug
031.Sunrise 032.Sunset 033.Too Much 034.Not Enough 035.Time
036.Smell 037.Sound 038.Touch 039.Taste 040.Sight
041.Sweat 042. Tears 043. Blood 044. Surgery 045.Clinic
046.Life 047.Death 048.Writer‘s Choice 049.Writer‘s Choice 050.Writer‘s Choice

my meds are making me feel: crazy crazy
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Once more, with feeling:

Welcome to Sunnydale! )

my meds are making me feel: cheerful cheerful
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Second one for [info]lunasky's challenge.

Watch out for the spoon, Vaughn )

my meds are making me feel: naughty naughty
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So, [info]lunasky's given us a bit of a Friday challenge based on possible Alias casting spoilers,


and so Based on potential s5 spoiler )

my meds are making me feel: mischievous mischievous
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Actually, my saviour complex takes on a completely different form (I'll give you a cookie if you can tell me where that's from).

So yes, VM ficathon assignment is DONE. After being deleted like, twice due to evil power outages. It's also horribly late, so forgive me. Hate me as well, if you must. But it's done.

Title: The Good Thief
Author: auchic
Rating: R? I think. At worst, NC-17 lite.
Spoilers/Timeline: Apres S1.
Summary: Veronica steals jewelry, Logan steals her heart, and Ky steals characters just for the hell of it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Rob Thomas, I bow to your infinite greatness and can only hope to bring some odd life to your characters. Oh, and Sark is mine. Not that that's relevant in every fic, but I gotta make sure people know.

Kudos: to the Bec, my Becca, my darling, my angel, who kicked my ass the whole way through and then told me this was good enough (because she is a VM genius people, whereas I suck). You have earned visitation rights on teh Sark (but keep your mitts off David Anders).

Written for [info]quiet_rebel's VM Summer Ficathon, for [info]elletell007, who requested:
Character(s) and/or ship(s) you want in your fic: Logan/Veronica, Wallace, Lilly, Duncan, whoever else in canon.
Three requirements: Champagne, A Hotel Room, A diamond necklace.
Three no-ways: Duncan/Veronica, Veronica/Weevil, No Slash.


I tried, damn it.

The Good Thief )

my meds are making me feel: amused amused
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Attention all Alias fans.

[info]alias_claims

Go. Join. Giggle. Pimp.

my meds are making me feel: amused amused
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Yes, it's more VM fic. Shut up.

Title: "Five things that never happened to Veronica Mars"
Fandom: duh
Spoilers/Timeline: *rolls eyes*
Rating: umm...meh
A/N: Okay, so I know they were supposed to be 5 things that NEVER happened, but only one technically never happened. The other four are debatable. I suck with this kind of stuff. Enjoy!


Five things... )

my meds are making me feel: moody moody
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I'm still writing!

Title: "Fragile Gifts"
Fandom: VM (i know, i know)
Spoilers/Timeline: none, really
Rating: meh. No worries.

Fragile Gifts )

my meds are making me feel: jubilant jubilant
the voices in my head are singing: The TV-"Gilmore Girls"
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I come bearing drabble.

Title: Nine Tenths Isn't Always Enough
Fandom: GG
WC: 499
Rating, spoilers and the other junk: R, none, and of course I don't own it.

Read more... )

my meds are making me feel: cold cold
the voices in my head are singing: hmmmmmmmmm
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WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH MY JOURNAL??!??!

my meds are making me feel: pissed off pissed off
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Alright, she didn't request this, but I wrote this silly little thing for Becca, after a convo we had last night. Way too much fun I had writing this.

Title: The Idea They Scrapped
Fandom: Gilmore Girls. Colin/Finn with a little Rory/Logan on the side.
Word Count: 490

#3 )

my meds are making me feel: amused amused
the voices in my head are singing: U2-"Electrical Storm"
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This one is for [info]undoubtablyjess. Please forgive my warped reasoning.

Title: Lead Me, But Don't Let Me Follow
Fandom: Alias. Sarkney. "I never asked you to try, but you keep telling yourself I did"
Word Count: 964 (I couldn't condense it anymore)

#2 )

my meds are making me feel: artistic artistic
the voices in my head are singing: U2-"Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own"
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Okay, this first one was for [info]powerof3, who wanted CSI, with the line "I’ve seen more than you can imagine, but that was something new to me too" said by either Grissom or Warrick.

When I first wrote this, it was funnier and of a totally different plot, but I just had this kind of hit me and I wanted to do it. I'm not really a G/C shipper, not romantically, but I love their friendship relationship more than anything, and that's what I really wanted to capture. This is my first CSI too, so eek.

Title: Leaving It All Behind
Fandom: CSI
Word Count: 400

#1 )

my meds are making me feel: accomplished accomplished
the voices in my head are singing: U2-"Miracle Drug"
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